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Ramen (ラーメン rāmen?, IPA: [ɽaːmeɴ]) is a Japanese noodle dish. It consists of Chinese-style wheat noodles served in a meat- or (occasionally) fish-based broth, often flavored with soy sauce or miso, and uses toppings such as sliced pork (チャーシュー chāshū?), dried seaweed (海苔 nori?), kamaboko, green onions, and occasionally corn. Almost every locality in Japan has its own variation of ramen, from the tonkotsu (pork bone broth) ramen of Kyushu to the miso ramen of Hokkaido.

Ramen (Internet Handle. IPA: "RAMEN - [/dramatic sigh]") is an American girl, 26 years old who for her freshman year of high school spent exactly 400 dollars eating Ramen every single day for lunch.



WHO IS RAMEN?

Ramen is a 26 year old who was born in San Diego Caifornia and moved to orange county california in 2011 - specifically the city of Westminister.

"I remember this chick she just - she looked at us and she said run man. Run and don't look back."

NOTABLE RAMEN FACTS

[NEGATIVE FACTS]
- Her parents divorced and both remarried.
- when she was 19 she had her rectis femoral muscle removed from her left leg which created a really nifty scar that she's pretty sure would be used to identify her somehow if it was discovered.
- When she was 25 she lived on the street - literally on the street for 2 months until a friend brought her up to orange county.
- She makes extremely little money at her job and is likely to complain about that frequently. Fortunately she's recently taken quite a few steps to rectify that.
- She has diagnosed borderline personality disorder with comorbid bipolar disorder. She has been hospitalized because of this.
- She fully acknowledges that she can be annoying and also kind of a bitch.

[POSITIVE FACTS]

- She's full of knowledge!
- She can string a sentence together with some reasonable clarity and the ability to generate interest with other people!
- She's medicated!
- She's growing up gradually
- She has 4 tattoos
- She is employed. (which is a huge step over 2011) and has been working at Jamba Juice for about a year!
- She is in stage two application phase for Disneyland!
- She has a sister who she utterly adores.
- She has removed the majority of toxic people from her life and knows to do that more often.
- She's very good at hilarious lists
- Occasionally people find her funny.
- She is a top seller at all of her jobs and basically lives to - if you come into her store - kiss your ass and cater to your every whim. Genuinely enjoying people is a legitimate skill.

[INTERESTING FACTS]

- She has been reading the Game of thrones books since she was 13 years old.
- She customizes my little ponies, build-a-bears, and cosplays when she can afford it.
- She's been to the San Diego Comic Con, the world's largest comic convention since she was conceived.
- She performed in a repo the genetic opera shadowcast for one year.
- She designed costumes for her school's dance program one year!
- She did six months of the police academy/judicial academic program!
- She has given statements that have been used in court to help protect a victim of domestic abuse!
- She survived spraining her ankle, dislocating her kneecap, having a muscle removed, and being homeless!
- She moves in a circle that occasionally contains the creators of repo the genetic opera as well as the SAW film franchise.
- She's been a background extra in a TV show (where she can be seen) and two movies.
- She was in the SCA for the majority of her life which included being part of a war band and doing archery things. she does not do these things so much anymore.
- She is a second generation nerd. (take warning parents out there on the internet)
- She actually met someone that she rps! (Cato from the Hunger Games and Nathan Wallace from Repo the Genetic Opera.)
- She is basically Fionna from Adventure Time.

[TRIGGERS]
- Homelessness. Please put it behind a cut or just refrain from mentioning it.
- Autism.

[THE BASICS]
Lawful Good
Actors - Costas Mandylor, Christian Kane, Jeremy Renner, Anthony Stewart Head, Russell Crowe
Actresses - Scarlett, Sherry Moon Zombie, Jennifer Lawrence, Shawnee Smith, Sarah Silverman
Food: Sushi or anything mexican. Or Mexican Sushi
Drink: Coca Cola or Unsweetened Ice Tea
Movies: It's my religion
Books: It's how I was raised.
Music: ..eh...
Themepark: universal studios
Mall: Universal citywalk
Employer: Jamba Juice (possibly Disneyland)


- YOUNG ADULT NOVELS -
Divergent Alignment: Candor
Hunger Games District: District 9
Caster Chronicles Alignment: Caster.

- FANDOM -
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Wand: Unicorn Hair and Hawthorn, 10 inches, extremely springy.
Matrix alignment: Agent Program.
Resident Evil Alignment: The Umbrella Corporation
Buffyverse alignment: Wolfram and Hart.
Daemon: A male cheetah named Raymond.
Westeros House: A lower branch of the house Tyrell
Zombies or Hunters?: Zombies.
Werewolves or vampires?: Werewolves
Repo! Alignment: GeneCo repo man (Recognized Repo Dog Face)
SAW Alignment: Jigsaw apprentice.
Star Wars Alignment: Jedi Padawan
Star trek Alignment: Romulan
LOST Alignment: Dharma Hatch Employee



- SILLY KID STUFF -
Sugar Rush Character: Taffyta Muttonfudge
Pony Type: Earth Pony
Monster High alignment: school Safety officer
Monster type: serial killer.
Adventure Time Alignment: Human Adventurer

[RAMEN IN A NUTSHELL.]

"I worship shiny things. If it looks shiny and promises a hell of a lot more then it delivers then I'm reasonably okay with that. That's the fundamental foundation of living in southern California. You learn not to put a lot of effort into anything. It's why we as a state will fail. There's no effort in anything, we're a state that was founded by a bunch of guys looking for a place that was filled with gold and naked women. We're a state founded by the premise "give me your sweet lies and keep your bitter truths." and to be honest That's okay. I'd rather have excitement then the drudgery of actually accomplishing anything in life."



[INTERESTING PHOTOS]
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Agent on the far left.

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SPIDERS

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Tattoo and personal philosophy.

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I met Giles!

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And he was dared to kiss me.

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I like blood.

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And sleeping with cats.

[A SOUNDTRACK TO CAROLYN'S LIFE.]

For those moments when you're wondering just what prompted somebody to make a list this long talking about themselves, you want to experience what it's like living and working on california's coastline, or generally just are looking for new music to listen to.

Black-eyed - Placebo

Time to Dance - Panic! at the Disco

Gardener - Dresden Dolls

Shores of California - Dresden Dolls

Too Far to turn back - Abney Park

Save Me -Poets of the Fall

That dress looks nice on you -Sufjan Stevens

Dulaman -Anuna

Pursuit of Happiness - Kid Cudi

Jai Ho - AR rahman
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